I'm an Angel with a shotgun..., TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK: 

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”


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