Every time some religious person says “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” all I can think is that Adam and Eve were endgame in the bible and Adam and Steve just didn’t end up being canon and it’s like damn, if the biggest problem with homosexuality is that it’s a non-canon ship
believe me
we can work with that
(Source: romangodfrey)
Anyways everyone knows it’s not Adam and Steve because Steve ends up with Tony.