TODAY, WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE!

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

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boazpriestly:

The screaming of the kettle wakes you up. You look for a clock of some sort, but all you get is darkness. You groan and turn over, pulling the blankets tighter around you. 

"Nuh-uh," Daniel says, tapping his hand against your foot. "It’s after noon. You need to get up." 

"I haven’t slept in 2000 years," you tell him, trying to bury your face into the pillow. "Just give me fifteen more hours." 

Daniel clicks his tongue, you don’t need light to know he’s shaking his head too. 

"Lunch is in five minutes. Get up or I’m feeding yours to Shelby." 

You wrinkle your nose as your stomach growls. That damn dog has her own food to eat, she doesn’t need yours. You sit up and grab a pair of underwear from the floor, slipping them on.  You move slowly, hissing every now and then when your right leg spasms and forces you to feel around for something to hold onto until the tremors stop. It would be fantastic if your body healed the way it used to, before Michael body slammed you down to this stupid planet and decided to hide your grace in some random ass dimension in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere. 

"Two minutes," Daniel calls. 

"I’m coming," you snap. Your leg aches, worse than usual. You shut your eyes tight and try to breath through the pain, but it doesn’t stop. 

"One —" 

"I can’t move, Danny." 

A knife clatters into the sink, making you flinch. Daniel’s by your side before you can even open your eyes. He wraps his arm around your waist and pulls your arm over his shoulder. 

"Just go slow," he tells you. 

You nod, trying to focus on something other than the sharp static stomping its way up and down your leg. 

Daniel leads you to the dining table at a snail’s pace, and then sits you in one of the chairs. He crouches down in front of you and kneads his fingers into the meat of your thigh. You suck in a breath. 

"Too much?" he asks. 

"No, no. Feels good." 

He keeps massaging, working his way over your knee and then down to your calf. ”Want me to get your meds?” 

"Nah," you say, stilling his hands when he gets back to your thigh. "It’s stopping now." 

Daniel smiles and stands up. He leans down and kisses your forehead. “You worry me so much,” he whispers. He turns to the counter and goes back to making lunch. It’s then that you notice the clothes he has on. 

"You’re wearing a dress?" 

He looks down at himself as he sets to plates on the table, then he smiles. “It’s new. Do you like it?” 

"Yeah, but I thought only Danielle wore dresses?" you say, confused. "Shit, have I been calling you the wrong name and using the wrong pronouns all day?" You dig your hand through your hair, tugging a little too hard. "I swear I —" 

"Calm down, honey. I’m Daniel today. But I wanted to look pretty, so I went out and bought a dress while you were sleeping." He takes your hands in his and kisses your fists. "Thank you for asking, love." 

You breathe a little easier and manage a small smile. “It looks great on you.” 

Daniel spins around. making the skirt twirl out. “You think so?” 

"Absolutely," you say. 

Daniel moves forward and lowers himself slowly down onto your lap. “Want to see the panties I bought too?” 

You capture his lips with yours, tugging on his bottom lip with your teeth when you pull back. Your hands find their ways under his dress and settle on his hips. “I would love to,” you say, kissing him again. “But there’s a delicious sandwich calling my name, and if you recall, I’m a fallen angel who needs to make up for lost time.”

Daniel snorts. “You’re really gonna milk that aren’t you?”

"It led me to you, didn’t it?" 

Daniel gives you one last kiss, then he sits down in the chair across from you; he rests his feet on your knees. 

"You really do look fantastic in that dress," you tell him after a few minutes. 

"I know, love." He picks off a piece of his sandwich and drops it onto the floor for Shelby. "But you can keep saying it." 

You give his toes a squeeze. 

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vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

via kittenbeanie · originally by kimboly

paraxdisepink:

there should be an evanstan natural disaster au where a natural disaster strikes, and they’re freaked out, but they keep their cool together by pretending to be cap and bucky and they go around helping people. 

via hesgotametalarm · originally by paraxdisepink

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Villa Vals

Architects CMA and SeARCH were focusing on the question if it would be possible to conceal a house in an Alpine slope while still exploiting the wonderful views and allowing light to enter the building when planing the Villa Vals. They decided to build a central patio into the steep incline to create a large facade with considerable potential for window openings. The viewing angle from the building is slightly inclined, giving a dramatic view of the beautiful mountains on the opposite side of the narrow valley.

All images © Iwan Baan

ruedesarchives:


I share the burdensCarried on the heart of one in need

swgraphicchallengeruedesarchives vs samhellboundprompt: Forgive Me by Nural

ruedesarchives:

I share the burdens
Carried on the heart of one in need

swgraphicchallenge
ruedesarchives vs samhellbound
prompt: Forgive Me by Nural
via samifeur · originally by ruedesarchives

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

via bottomhannibal · originally by troyethehotboy18
via meisjunk · originally by boysbootsnbooze
macapan:


Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

Credit goes to SPA, but I wanted this here for a writer’s reference. This way we know exactly how far we can push our characters ;)

macapan:

Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

Credit goes to SPA, but I wanted this here for a writer’s reference. This way we know exactly how far we can push our characters ;)

via thewritingcafe · originally by macapan